{"id":660,"date":"2019-02-02T19:41:05","date_gmt":"2019-02-02T19:41:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/?p=660"},"modified":"2019-02-02T19:41:05","modified_gmt":"2019-02-02T19:41:05","slug":"if-you-hafta-ask-your-wife","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/?p=660","title":{"rendered":"IF YOU HAFTA ASK YOUR WIFE&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><strong>ONE OF THE GEMS <span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">that was lost when we updated the format of this website was my rant about this topic: &#8220;<em>IF you hafta ask your wife&#8230; you ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; it.&#8221;\u00a0 <\/em><\/span><\/strong><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">One of the things that earned my wife &#8216;keeper&#8217; status was when I ran my potential purchase of a retired race car\/ pro-street Camaro.\u00a0 She simply said that it was my business, and that I knew what I was doing. HELL YEAH!<\/p>\n<p>THROUGH the years I have ran across a few potential buyers whose testicles were carried in their wife&#8217;s purse. Hey, whatever works for you. Happy wife- happy life.\u00a0 Besides, after a few decades things don&#8217;t work quite like they used to anyway. Just try to talk a menopausal woman into a &#8216;quickie&#8217;.\u00a0 Another saying I live by is: &#8220;If you don&#8217;t want to dig yourself into a hole- quit shoveling.<\/p>\n<p>AT this time of year things are a little slow- in spite of the fact it was overcast when they dug out the groundhog.\u00a0 I am thinking that there will be a pent-up demand for things that make you think spring.\u00a0 That is why I make this offer:\u00a0 FREE STORAGE ON ALL PROJECT CARS and TRUCKS SOLD <em>UNTIL SPRING, OR WHENEVER YOUR WIFE GETS OVER IT!\u00a0 <\/em>*** Limitations apply, like HELL FREEZING OVER.<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n<div id=\"attachment_662\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-662\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-662\" src=\"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/spring08-2-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/spring08-2-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/spring08-2-768x576.jpg 768w, http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/spring08-2-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/spring08-2-600x450.jpg 600w, http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2019\/02\/spring08-2.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-662\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA<\/p><\/div>\n<h4><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\"><span style=\"color: #0000ff;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/h4>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ONE OF THE GEMS that was lost when we updated the format of this website was my rant about this topic: &#8220;IF you hafta ask your wife&#8230; you ain&#8217;t gettin&#8217; it.&#8221;\u00a0 One of the things that earned my wife &#8216;keeper&#8217; status was when I ran my potential purchase of a retired race car\/ pro-street Camaro.\u00a0&#8230;  <a class=\"excerpt-read-more\" href=\"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/?p=660\" title=\"Read IF YOU HAFTA ASK YOUR WIFE&#8230;\">Read more &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":661,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=660"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":663,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/660\/revisions\/663"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/661"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=660"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=660"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/chromenrust.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=660"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}